I always hated references to women freaking out on men and bashing in their trucks with a baseball bat. Or a crowbar. Or whatever. I felt as if they portrayed women in a bad light--as if women are volatile and ready to snap at any second.
I may have changed my mind.
Instead of bashing in your truck, however, I found great pleasure and relish in smashing that stupid jewelry box into thousands of pieces on the cement outside my bedroom. I'm hoping I can find more large pieces tomorrow morning when the sun comes up so I can throw them again.
I also unfriended you on Facebook.
So, it's not as dramatic as I wish it could be, but my rampage will not land me a police record.
And, you're still a jerk. I just don't have to be reminded about it when I look at my jewelry anymore...
Yea!!!
ReplyDeleteA dear friend of mine had a bonfire once and that was very cleansing.